Breanna: TaylorSays: Taylor Says

WOMAN        Taylor says close your eyes.

                       [PAUSE]

                       Well... unless you're driving... then just be quiet and picture what I'm saying.

WOMAN        Taylor says to get out of bed, go to the bathroom, and turn on the light.

SFX            Click of light switch.

WOMAN        Taylor says to look in the mirror.

            [PAUSE]

                       I said look in the mirror. [PAUSE] Okay. Taylor says you look gorgeous.

SFX            Multiple, simultaneous "ooooo" "Ahhhhh"

WOMAN        Taylor says to put on the tightest, sexiest pair of jeans you've got.

SFX            Deep intake of breathe and ZIP!
WOMAN        Taylor says to put those flats down and grab a pair of heels... the ruby             ones...     no, the emerald ones... no, the leopard ones with eyes on the bottom...

            [SLIGHTLY EXASPERATED] Oh, just choose one.

SFX            jeopardy theme song

WOMAN        Okay, Okay that's enough... Taylor says you're walking down the street.

SFX            Heels on ground can be heard above multiple walking people. Ambient street noises.

WOMAN        Taylor says everyone is stopping to stare.

SFX            Feet stop.

WOMAN        Oh relax... Taylor says you're drop dead sexy. Taylor says to own it.

ANNCR        TaylorSays heels at Taylorsays.com


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